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Today Whatsapp messenger has became so popular and famous among youth.If you are an owner of android device or any window based devices then its sure that you would have whatsapp messenger on your devices.There are so many different kind of whatsapp status are available that might be  you don’t know.So that’s why  I have decided to write this article where you can know about different types of craziest and funny whatsapp status , and the most great thing about it that it is available free of cost.

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But What Is Whastapp ?

Well that is the silly question but i’m sure many of my readers doesn’t know all features and all things about Whatsapp, So let me explore something about Whatsapp.Whatsapp is cross and multi platform application whereon you can share multimedia,Basically whatsapp is an application on iPhone and iPad.Android,Nokia  allow user’s to send messages  to any one absolutely free.WhatsApp allow different kind of messages like from text to pictures to audio files.You can do instant messaging with Whatsapp messenger.You can send audio,video, and media messages.It allows you to take review of profile picture.You can view current status of  an user.It support a features called Timestamp , by which you can see last logged on user.You can send voice messages on whatsapp messenger.You can exchange text messages without any cost.

It is available for android,Blackberry,iPhone,Nokia and Windows Phones.You can stay in touch with your buddies anytime in no cost.Here you can make groups and send audio,video and images to others.You can also download Whatsapp For Pc.Click on the link to know more.

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In this article I’ve included so many funny whatsapp status and quotes that are really difficult to find out and I’ve selected some funny and good whatsapp status quotes that are really funny and outstanding.below the list of some popular Whatsapp status quotes is as :

List Of  Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes

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परीक्षा के बाद बच्चे और ऑपरेशन के बाद डॉक्टर एक ही चीज़ कहते हैं,
” कुछ कह नहीं सकते, बस दुआ करें …>>>

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हसीं तो फसीं गलत है, हसीं तो फंसा होना चाहिए   ,,,,,
क्योंकि जब लड़की हंसती है, फंसता लड़का ही है….
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प्यार करो..!!
फल की चिंता न करो….

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प्यार में दुनियाँ खुबसूरत लगती है, दर्द में दुनियाँ दुश्मन लगती है।||
तु मेरी जिन्दगी में हो तो, “बिसलेरी” भी साली “किंगफिशर” लगती है।….

Hindi Funny Whatsapp Status

दिल की धड़कन का क्या है, बड़ी नाज़ुक सी होती है,
बैंक का कैशियर हजार के नोट को दो बार पलट कर देख ले तो भी रुक जाती है…

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लोग भले ही हेलमेट ना पहने पर फ़ोन के कवर और स्क्रीन गॉर्ड ज़रूर लगाएंगे,,,,
चाहे सिर फट जाये, पर मोबाइल को एक खरोंच तक नहीं आनी चाहिए..

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Bluetooth और girlfriend एक जैसी होती है, पास रखो तो # Connect,,,,
दूर रखो तो # New_Device_Found…

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पढ पढ के हो गया BORE और उपर से ऐ KATRINA
केह रही है तेरी Ore तेरी Ore…

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मन्दिर की घण्टी बजा बजा कर भी थक चुका हूं,
ना जाने उसके दिल में मेरे प्यार की घंटी कब बजेगी ???

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हम तेरे बिना कही रह नहीं पाते,
तुम नहीं आते तो हम कोई और पटाते.

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जिंदगी में भले ही मुझसे अनजाने में पाप हो गए होंगे,,,
पर मेने किसी बेकसूर को ‘कैंडी क्रश’ की रिक्वेस्ट नहीं भेजी…

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“पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो,
पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया”

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“फोटो मत देख.. पगली अभी..तो… हमारे बिच में… Friendship है,
युँही फोटो देखती .. रही तो … Loveship ♡ हो..जायेगी…”::

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आजकल की दुनिया में शरीफ , सच्चे और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना बहुत ही मुश्किल है,
में खुद हैरान हूँ की तुम लोगो ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया ??

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जो दिल का दर्द भुलाने के लिए शराब पिते है ,वो कभी साथ में नमकीन नहीं खाते,
क्योकि नमकीन तो दिलासा देने वाले ही खा जाते है…

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कही भी जाओ किस्से है बीवी के,
कोई लाने के लिए रोता है तो कोई ला के रो रहा है.<<<<

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कुछ धर्म पत्नियां खाने में बहुत ज्यादा घी तेल दाल देती है ,
शायद उन्हें लगता है की इससे उनके पति ज्यादा माईलेज देने लगेंगे…..

Hindi Funny Status

गर्मी की तो हद ही हो गयी…अब तो मच्छर भी कान के पास आकर पूछता है,
भाई खून ठंडा तो है न ????

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बदनाम क्यूँ करते हो तुम इश्क को,
माल आपका चालु निकला इसमें इश्क का क्या कसूर ???

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नोकरी के ऑर्डर में लिखा था की सरकार की तरफ से आपको क्वार्टर मिलेगा,
और हम इतने भोले थे की जोइनिंग के दिन सुबह सोडा लेकर ऑफिस पहुँच गए…

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Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है,
मजनू चाहता है लैला को , लैला किसी और की दीवानी है….

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हिंदी भी अजीब भाषा है घडी बिगड़ जाये तो कहते है – बंद है,,
और लड़की बिगड़ जाये तो कहते है – चालु है …

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हर आदमी अपनी जिंदगी में हिरो है,
बस कुछ लोगो की फिल्मे रिलीज नहीं होती ….

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I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.{ funny whatsapp status }

In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.

A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.

Dear men, life without women would literally a pain in ass.

People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.

I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode. { funny whatsapp status in english }

LET’S F_UCK – All I need is U.’

You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name, it’s the thought that count.

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either. { funny whatsapp status }

Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe.

May god bless you, sick and shameful life.

Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.

Just because I like your whatsapp status does not mean I want to sleep,date or hangout with you….

Decided to burn lots of calories todayso I set a fat kid on fire.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

 

My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING

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‘Seen’ is the best ignorance SI unit….{ funny whatsapp status }

You should always do what’s right and not what’s easy.Sometimes all you need is an empty place – for farting…

The Squeaky wheel gets the grease……. { funny whatsapp status }

You both are as useless as ‘a’ & ‘y’ in OKAY…

The best place to fart is a Zoo – Funny Whatsapp status …

Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks…

When you eat a banana, never ever make eye contact..

Love’s nothing for a tennis player…

While you’re looking for a Remote… You don’t trust anybody…

God’s really great & creative… Just look at me!!!

Now i m fantastic as I drink Fantaa.!!!

The reason I’m fat coz a thin body could not handle my personality.!!! { funny whatsapp status }

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The early bird might get the worm, but the 2nd mouse will surely get the cheese.!!

People now-a-days look for WiFi rather than a Wife.!!!

While I was driving my Audi, the alarm woke me up.!!!

Don’t sleep until you’re hungry and eat until you’re asleep….

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